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Houston Chronicle Reporter Eats Newspaper After Losing NFL Draft Bet

Before the 2014 NFL Draft commenced, Houston Chronicle reporter John McClain -- nope, not that one -- promised to eat a section of the paper if the Houston Texans didn't take a quarterback in the first round. Well, the Texans selected former South Carolina Gamecocks defensive end Jadeveon Clowney with the first overall pick, and McClain held up his end of the bargain.

Man, if only there existed an expression for a person being forced to confront the incorrectness of his or her words, and if only that expression used a verb related to masticating.

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