Brendan Maloy
Friday May 23rd, 2014

Jeopardy! somehow found three people who have never heard of Johnny Manziel, and when the Cleveland Browns quarterback came up in the "Heisman Schools" category, the best any of them could offer was a half-hearted "What is Alabama?"

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Not knowing about Manziel seems downright un-American and may be an actual criminal offense in Texas and Ohio.

The only way any of the contestants could have saved face is if after Alex Trebek read the answer, they responded "Oh, you meant Johnny Football." [Complex]

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