Tuesday May 27th, 2014

Charles Bronson, who you might know as "the most violent prisoner in Britain," recently heard the news that Arsenal beat Hull to win the FA Cup at Wembley, and he didn't take it well.

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Bronson, who is a fan of Arsenal's rivals, Tottenham, said he "had another rumble" when he found out. Apparently, upon learning of Arsenal's victory, he had a vision of Ronnie Kray -- a paranoid schizophrenic gangster whom Bronson befriended in prison. This vision told him to attack the prison guards, which he did, but not before slathering himself in butter (presumably because it made him harder to restrain, but also because it's delicious."

In a letter to Ronnie Kray's widow Kate, Bronson wrote, "I’ve had another rumble. This time with a dozen riot mob on the yard! ... It was sunny! A scorcher! Arsenal was playing Hull. I so wanted Hull to win, coz I’m Spurs."

Hey, who HASN'T slathered themselves in butter and gone on a violent rampage after finding out the results of a soccer match, am I right?

For more Charles Bronson (wish a rich marinade of Tom Hardy), see below:


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