Stu White
Saturday June 7th, 2014

As passed along to Deadspin earlier today by Twitter user @Ekydoog_Cire, here's a picture of what appears to be Cleveland Browns rookie Johnny Manziel studiously combing through Cleveland's playbook drinking from a bottle of booze while relaxing on an inflatable swan.

The photo, snapped at an X Games party in Austin, is still in the process of being appraised, but a source says it'll definitely be worth a thousand words, all of which will be incomprehensible screeches that vaguely sound like "leadership," "doing things the right way," and "off-the-field antics." So you'll have that to enjoy, Mr. Manziel. If only your one-man production of Swan Lake wasn't so misunderstood.

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