[The Big Lead]
If you have awesome seats behind home plate, then do not spend your time at the game talking on the phone
. If you do, then you deserve to be freaked out when a foul ball comes your way.
OK, maybe I'll give this kid a break. Judging by his reaction, this may be his first time sitting this close to the field. Perhaps he was calling a friend at home to briefly gloat about his absurdly expensive digs?
Either way, this guy is probably going to need a new pair of shorts.
[The Big Lead