WATCH: Jimmy Fallon Introduces Us to the U.S. Soccer Team As Only He Can
Oh, that young whippersnapper Jimmy Fallon was at it again Tuesday night, opening his monologue by introducing us to the American soccer players who beat Ghana in their World Cup opener Monday evening.
He started by saying that the Americans won simply because they got people in this country to watch soccer, which is "near impossible," then he started riffing on the team.
There was Matt Besler's weakness of "hitting puberty during a game," Graham Zusi's other job of "being a model on covers of books your mom reads," and Deandre Yedlin having the previous role of "Angela's best friend Rickie on 'My So Called Life,'" and having a hair color of "WTF."
[ForTheWin via The Tonight Show]
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