Apparently Naked Rugby Is A Thing. You're Welcome, Ladies.
I learned two things this morning. One is that naked rugby exists outside of my fantasies. The other is that apparently it's popular enough in New Zealand that they have a "premiere" team.
New Zealand's premiere naked rugby team, the Nude Blacks (that's real), took on England's naked rugby team this weekend. Who won? All of us. We all won.
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