Bryan Rose
Monday June 23rd, 2014

With Costa Rica’s victory over Italy, England has officially been removed from World Cup play. That put uber irritating talk show host Piers Morgan in a bit of an odd predicament since he no longer has a “home” team to root for.

So Morgan has decided to throw his support behind Team USA. Unfortunately, he may need to find another country because nobody wants his bandwagon ass cheering for the United States.

Since it seems like everything Morgan touches these days turns to failure, America kindly asks him to stay far away from our national team.

[The Big Lead]

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