Stu White
Monday June 23rd, 2014

Fuleco the Armadillo is Brazil’s World Cup mascot. Here’s what he looks like grinding with a group of women.

Ah, now I understand why women aren’t attracted to the armadillo costume I wear every day. It’s because I don’t know how to dance in it.

[Bro Bible]

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