Brendan Maloy
Wednesday June 25th, 2014

It is scientifically impossible not to feel at least a twinge of excitement when you see yourself appear on the Fan Cam at a sporting event, but what happens to this young Marlins fan is a terrifying extreme. 

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As soon as this little guy realizes everyone in Marlins Park is looking at him, he devolves into the world's smallest party animal, swiveling around and lifting up his shirt like he was trying out for Magic Mike 2. 

He also bears a striking resemblance to the Bat Boy character from the Weekly World News.

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