Bill Hillman literally wrote the book on how get out of The Running of the Bulls alive, but he didn't say anything about getting out uninjured.
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Hillman, author of How to Survive the Bulls of Pamplona, took a horn to the thigh during Wednesday's run at the Fiesta de San Fermin, according to the festival's website. Hillman's condition is listed as "not serious", though he did suffer a pair of wounds to his right thigh.
The festival had a photographer there to capture the whole thing. Hillman is the guy on the ground wearing toe shoes, because of course he's wearing toe shoes.
Hillman is having a really terrible time in Spain, it would seem. He told the festival's website that he lost his passport, laptop and some medication when he arrived in Pamplona. Now he's lost a couple chunks of thigh meat.
- Dan Gartland