Wednesday July 16th, 2014

The newest update of popular soccer simulator Football Manager has moved Uruguay striker Luis Suarez from Liverpool to Barcelona, and also given him a new category in his attributes: Biting.

via Metro UK

Suarez is of course a 20/20 in the skill, as he hopefully does not plan on improving from his current chomping form when he returns from his four-month ban for the chunk he tried to take out of Italy's Giorgio Chiellini.

Also on Extra Mustard: New video game lets you play as Luis Suarez and bite your opponents

Whether the new ratings are for real or just a clever photoshop remain to be seen, but if you are trying to make a realistic video game, it would be an oversight to leave Suarez's cannibalism out of it.


-Brendan Maloy

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