LSU's Mike the Tiger got a birthday cake made of meat
What did LSU get their mascot Mike the Tiger for his birthday? A meat cake of course.
The carnivorous confection was made of goat's milk, turkey bacon and "meat", and if they sold it outside of LSU's Death Valley stadium, I would definitely buy one.
Meat cakes are just one of the many plusses to having a jungle cat on campus, including increased security, and getting to stare at a tiger instead of going to class.