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Nicolas Batum is creeping hard on a sleeping Evan Fournier

Portland Trail Blazers Nicolas Batum took a creepy sleeping selfie of Denver Nuggets guard Evan Fournier on the French national team bus.

Don't fall asleep around Nicolas Batum, or touch his yogurt, or he will creep on you hard.

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That is what Denver Nuggets shooting guard and Batum's teammate on the French FIBA World Cup team Evan Fournier learned today, after Batum posted this terrifying selfie to Twitter.

Google translate indicates that this is some sort of retaliation for an incident involving Batum's yogurt, but it doesn't seem as though years of nightmares are a fair response to losing a $1 snack.

-Brendan Maloy

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