Wednesday July 30th, 2014

Former NFL and current Montreal Alouettes wide receiver Chad Johnson was on Twitter on Wednesday and professed his idea for a new parenting plan.

The player formerly known as Ochocinco currently has four children, hopefully all over the age of four.

Also on Extra Mustard: Chad Johnson tweets out phone number to fans

Johnson will likely get his wish for more children if his earlier tweet that he was "dating 989 women" is correct, or even partially correct really. 

-Brendan Maloy

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