Thursday July 31st, 2014

Dairy Queen has new Chips Ahoy! Blizzard and to get the word out they have brought on Ray Hudson, the British soccer commentator known for his grand and passionate language while calling games.

Also on Extra Mustard: Concession Food Item of the Week: The Banana Split Helmet Sundae

Hudson does not fail to deliver for DQ either, as he gives a rapturous description of the treat that will send you straight to Google to find the nearest store, or at least send you to the freezer to try to rip through whatever ice cream you can get your hands on.

Life would be much more enjoyable if Ray Hudson provided commentary for each of our meals.

[Awful Announcing]

-Brendan Maloy

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