Washed-up rapper and aspiring Amish dude Vanilla Ice threw out the opening pitch at the Brewers game on Saturday (video here), much to the delight of Milwaukee fans and players. Bonus: He even managed to get it over home plate, so take that, 50 Cent.
Sources tell SI.com that, in light of the Vanilla Ice news, sports journalists have sadly used up their allotment of "Ice Ice Baby" puns for the next five years. Well, there's always "Ninja Rap."
-- Alex Suskind