Tuesday September 23rd, 2014

There is an important lesson to be learned here: If anyone comes up to you in New York's Bryant Park and asks for your thoughts on a famous person, run away. Do not speak to that person. You will only make a fool of yourself.

Jimmy Fallon already did it with Mets pitcher Matt Harvey and with Ryan Lewis, the lesser-known half of the musical duo Macklemore & Ryan Lewis.

Now ESPN is pulling the same trick with USMNT and Seattle Sounders forward Clint Dempsey. Stop pretending you know everything, America.

- Dan Gartland

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