Tommy Lasorda says only Dodgers fans go to Heaven
Longtime Los Angeles Dodgers manager Tommy Lasorda has some very bad news about the hereafter for those of you who are not pulling for the Dodgers to win the World Series.
If you don't cheer for the Dodgers, there's a good chance you may not get into Heaven. Especially after this great win tonight.— Tommy Lasorda (@TommyLasorda) September 25, 2014
To think you could live your whole life being kind and helpful and pious and throw it all away just because you root for the Giants. Seems like a bit of a stretch, but then again, who are we to doubt Tommy Lasorda?
- Brendan Maloy