Haven't you heard? Derek Jeter is retiring this season, so you better grab your No. 2 memorabilia while you can. Take this Yankee ballboy, who decided to pocket a Jeter/King Midas foul ball during Thursday's game against the Orioles.
According to ABC, a Jeter foul ball can get up to $10,000 on the open market.
Eh, like you wouldn't have done the same thing.
-- Alex Suskind