iPhone assistant Siri is having some fun at the expense of the Pittsburgh Pirates by offering up some terrible pirate puns when people ask for the score of the Wild Card loss against the San Francisco Giants.
The barbs might have been inspired by the fact that Apple's headquarters are just 45 miles away from the Giants' AT&T Park, but regardless of the cause, they are pretty bad.
OK, fine the scurvy one is funny, but Siri should be ashamed of the other ones. Assuming that cell phones can feel shame, that is.
- Brendan Maloy