The Chicago Sun-Times had a pretty interesting headline on Friday morning when it wanted to talk about the struggling Chicago Bears. Actually, it's interesting if you can understand it, which probably no one in the United States can.
Readers of the Bears Beat section were treated to this on Friday morning:
Come to think of it, gibberish like that just might accurately explain the state of the Bears at this point. When your team has lost three games in a row and sports a defense that has given up over 50 points in their last two outings, this might be the only way to explain things.
The Bears have lost their last three to the Dolphins, Patriots and Packers, and will try to end that skid this week against the Vikings. To avoid more confusing headlines and for the sake of the sanity of the people in Chicago, they might want to win that one.
- Jack Jorgensen