Wednesday December 17th, 2014

Now that we're in the throes of winter, lazy days on the beach are just a memory. The New Jersey Devils feel your pain. They're bringing a little bit of the Jersey Shore (the good part) to their arena with this signature concession item.

WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT?: The Fried Seafood Sand Pail

WHO HATH WROUGHT THIS MONTROSITY?: Jersey Boardwalk at the Prudential Center, home of the New Jersey Devils

WHAT COMPRISES SUCH A THING?: Breaded shrimp, breaded oysters, clam strips, french fries, cocktail sauce, tartar sauce, lemon wedge. Did we mention most of it is breaded?

ISN'T SEAFOOD SUPPOSED TO BE GOOD FOR YOU?: This is good for you. It's good for your soul.



DO I NEED A SPRAY TAN AND AN ED HARDY TEE SHIRT TO EAT IT?: Thankfully, no, this food isn't just for Snookies.

Concession Food Item Hall of Champions:

The Horse Collar

The Sens Prime Rib Double Decker

The Pulled Pork Mac 'n Jack Sausage

The Funnel Dog

The Hammer

The Fan Vs. Food Burger

The North Side Twist

The Brunch Burger

The Hawk Dog

Crab Mac & Cheese Dog


The Beast

The Boomstick

The StrasBurger

The Baco

The Pulled Pork Parfait

The Banana Split Helmet Sundae

The Shake'n Bacon Brew

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