Are you an Oregon fan who's been unlucky in love? Well, fret not, now you have the chance to combine your two passions – college sports and romance – into a chimera of happiness.
Oregon released a YouTube video on Thursday, an announcement backed by the dulcet tones of John Mayer, revealing that the school's mascot had signed up for the dating app Tinder, and a lucky someone who swiped right the Duck would get the chance to go on a date with the aquatic bird.
"He's single. He's ready to mingle. He never wear pants..." the video assures us. Though it identifies the Duck with a male pronoun, the video features both male and female suitors, presumably a sign the contest is open to all.
Whoever wins, they're sure to find a perfect partner to nest with.
- Christopher Woody