Tuesday March 10th, 2015

Some fine souls on the internet have dug up the 1988 spring training program for the Boston Red Sox, and while it depicts a very confusing scene, it is definitely from 1988.

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via Reddit user Momma_Coprocessor

The cover instructs Red Sox fans to catch "Autograph Fever" and then depicts a Red Sox player flirting with a lady in a bathing suit and ignoring a child waiting for an autograph, which is an odd message to send to your fans.

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The best part of this keepsake though is that its owner appears to have gotten it signed by Red Sox great Ted Williams, who must have found a way to avoid the ladies in bathing suits at the team facilities distracting players from interacting with fans.

[Reddit]

Brendan Maloy

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