Friday March 27th, 2015

After casually telling viewers earlier this month that he has "milked a cow before. And I have been milked," Bill Walton is ready to explain what he meant by the latter.

Walton held an AMA—ask me anything—on Reddit on Thursday, and was ready to tell the world exactly what he meant. And it's about as weird an explanation as you'd expect.

DEITSCH: Bill Walton on his TV antics, Grateful Dead and more

If that's not weird enough for you, you can check out the whole AMA here. It includes Walton saying whether he thinks he could beat Abraham Lincoln in a knife fight and stories of chasing volcanoes after a Grateful Dead concert. 

- Molly Geary

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