Tuesday March 31st, 2015

Dani Alves burst into song when a reporter asked him about what team he'll sign with when his contract expires at the end of this season.

The Barcelona midfielder has been linked to Paris Saint-Germain and Manchester United in the rumor mill surrounding his 2015-16 destination.

Neither of the teams have said whether or not they have plans to sign Alves. And for his part, it seems like Alves is keeping coy, too. 

We'll give the Brazilian this much: He knows how to filibuster creatively. 

• Police arrest banana-throwing fan in Dani Alves incident

​- Will Green

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