Tuesday March 31st, 2015

Here's to hoping the Offseason of Gronk never ends. 

Gronk appeared on The Jim Rome Show in an episode that airs Wednesday on Showtime and was asked to described his ideal woman.

"You really want me to describe?" he asked Rome. "Cleans, cooks, makes big cash, stays at home, lets me do whatever I want ... very nice, kind, everything, beautiful, just has it all."

A police department in Maine has a new service dog named Gronk

Now he just has to find a woman who describes her ideal man as "makes big cash, twerks in front of thousands of people and guzzles liquor during parades."

- Dan Gartland

[​via Boston Globe]

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