Phillies selling nine patty cheeseburger this season

The Phillies fans may not have high hopes for the team this season but they still have plenty of reasons to head to Citizens Bank Park.

The Phillies fans may not have high hopes for the team this season but they still have plenty of reasons to head to Citizens Bank Park.

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In addition to the stadium serving hard liquor and wine for the first time this year, the team is offering a nine patty burger.

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Calorie counts on the "Wayback Triple Triple" very widely, with Comcast calling it a 5,100 calorie bomb, while Philadelphia's NBC10 has it listed as a downright healthy 2,200 calories.

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