Monday's A.M. Hot Clicks: Jessica Burciaga; Jay Cutler Dissed at Auction
Nobody Likes You
I wouldn't exactly say I feel bad for Jay Cutler -- he isn't the most likable athlete in the world -- but I did feel a pang of sympathy for him. During an auction late last month, Cutler donated an autographed football to a charity auction sponsored by the Anti-Cruelty Society. Unfortunately, not one person bid on the ball and it went unsold until last week, when an anonymous donor placed a $100 bid on the ball.
Final Four Round-Up
Duke and Wisconsin will face off tonight for the National Championship. Seth Davis has a preview. Now on to the fun stuff: This Badgers fan carved a "W" into his chest hair ... Duke's Jahlil Okafor has enormous hands as well as a dad and uncle with whom I want to party ... Andrew Harrison apologized to Frank Kaminsky about his postgame comments ... This Kentucky fan was very sad about the Wildcats loss ... These Wisconsin fans were very happy about the Badgers victory ... It hasn't been the best tournament for Charles Barkley ... Kentucky and Wisconsin had a pregame dance-off on Twitter ... Props to this Michigan State fan for his marriage proposal to CBS' Allie LaForce. He has good taste in sideline reporters ... Tom Crean and his cell phone were very busy during the games ... Lastly, say what you want about John Calipari but it's hard to be negative about this story.
Meet Derek Cheetah, Jose Catseco and Other Paw-Star Game Participants
The Hallmark Channel is getting into the baseball spirit by putting a bunch of kittens on the diamond for the first annual Paw Star Game. This must-see sporting event airs July 12 with announcers John Sterling and Mary Carillo and host Beth Stern. It's early but I like Darryl Pawberry for MVP.
Lovely Lady of the Day
Jim from San Diego wrote a passionate email requesting Jessica Burciaga be named LLOD, which I will gladly oblige (click here for full-size gallery).
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Another Reason to Dislike Floyd Mayweather
The undefeated boxer pays $25,000 for mouthpieces that are customized with gold flakes, diamonds and actual $100 bills sealed inside.
Tiger BTI (Before Thanksgiving Incident)
One Way to Avoid Bathroom Lines
Clippers > Lakers
Who Needs a Dentist?
Odds & Ends
Former Clippers owner Donald Sterling reportedly bought 32-year-old girlfriend V. Stiviano $3.6 million in gifts, including four cars and a Spanish-style house, and gave her $1.2 million in cash ... Former Toronto mayor Rob Ford was appointed to the Hockey Hall of Fame board of directors. Here are 10 reasons this is a good choice ... Adult film star (and fanstasy sports expert) Lisa Ann is a big fan of Giannis "The Greek Freak" Antetokounmpo ... The Anaheim Ducks made up a bunch of messages for its Mean Tweets video ... Iran will now allow women into sporting events ... A history of LeBron James and Joakim Noah disliking each other ... Cristiano Ronaldo scored five goals in Real Madrid's 9-1 victory over Granada ... How WrestleMania got traction at ESPN ... Novak Djokovic apologized to a ball boy after screaming in his ear ... The 50 funniest google suggestions ... A college student transformed a birthmark covering most of his arm into a map of an imaginary world ... Strange video game Easter eggs ... Even Frasier Crane got a cameo in the Entourage movie.
One Way to Cheer Up Kentucky Fans
Jared (Hefty Lefty) Lorenzen, a UK alum, belly-flopped into a tiny pool. It's not quite the same as the Wildcats going 40-0 and winning the national championship, but it's close.