Brendan Maloy
Monday April 20th, 2015

They Don't Call Him The Young Ball Coach

The Old Ball Coach is one year older today, as Steve Spurrier turned 70 years young, a number that is particularly shocking when you see the workout regimen and shirtless flexing he did with a reporter for The State just last week. To celebrate the septuagenarian Gamecocks coach's birthday, enjoy some of the finest photos taken of the former Florida quarterback.

Secret Service will be calling Ezekiel Elliott

Ohio State's football team met President Obama on Monday to celebrate its National Championship win and star running back Ezekiel Elliott said he would attempt a "salmoning" of the president. While Elliott did not get an opportunity to try his signature prank, which involves squirming like a fish before tickling your victim, he did get a shout out about his midriff baring ways from the Commander in Chief.

Standing Room Only

Islanders fans are mourning the loss of the team's beloved Nassau Coliseum, and one fan decided to take a seat home following the team's Game 3 victory. The problem, of course, is that the team still has at least one home game left in this series, and with a 2–1 lead over the Capitals, might be playing a while longer.

P.M. Lovely Lady of the Day

Love & Hip-Hop star Erica Mena is your Monday P.M. Lovely Lady. Mena is currently engaged to rapper Bow Wow, who recently told People that he and his future wife live in the basement of his Georgia home, while his mother controls the upper two floors. Erica is apparently a very patient woman. (Click here for full-size gallery)

Hot Clicks Giveaway: Fake Bake

Gentlemen, let’s get real. Summer is nearly here and you don’t want to be the palest guy in the room. Luckily for you, there is Fake Bake, which will make it seem like you spent the last six months on the beach. In fact, the Fake Bake SPORT Unisex Daily Tan “contains two tanning agents that work with the skin's own melanin to gradually build a natural looking tan. Naturally derived tyrosine and hyaluronic acid work to keep the skin hydrated, toned and moisturized and the super-antioxidant Green Tea helps combat the free-radicals that can cause premature aging.” I can’t think of a better day for this giveaway. Andy will send bottles to the 20th, 40th, 60th, 80th and 100th person to email him ( the name of the LLOD from Monday morning’s Hot Clicks. Please make the subject line ‘Fake Bake.’

Slide Into Your DMs Like...

Twitter is panicking due to an announcement that direct messaging will no longer be limited to people you follow. What they neglected to read was that the new feature will not be the default, but will have to be manually turned on by the user, so you are safe from the spambots, for now.

The Buss Family is Not Happy

In one of the most impressive reversals of fortune in sports history, the Clippers are riding high in the playoffs while arena-mates the Lakers are sitting at home after a rough season. Owner Steve Ballmer is taking full advantage by turning the 16-time champions locker room into an "owner's lounge."

The Rock Has A Hard Time Buying Pants

All Tebow, All The Time

NFL Network screenshot via Reddit

Martellus Bennett's Warp Drive Treadmill

Making it look easy. Everyday just @fitspeedapchi and I getting that work in. Shit they don't see. #ReturnOfTheYak

A video posted by Martellus Bennett (@martellusb) on

Football + NASCAR = America

Big Blue Nation May Need Some Antibiotics

Kentucky fans can't stop licking Devin Booker's car

Odds & Ends

Miami Heat fan selling his LeBron James license plate ... DeAndre Jordan goes for a ride in the latest Batmobile ... Former Ole Miss star Marshall Henderson has a question for Erin Andrews ... Pat Riley may have taken a shot at LeBron James ... Keith Olbermann has an intricate, crazy Mad Men theory ... Historian finds Yoda drawing in 14th century manuscript ... Bar busted for selling Wisconsin beer in Minnesota ... Nike and LeBron celebrate Akron with a new "Rubber City" colorway ... Adam Jones has some fun with Boston hecklers ... Make your own junk food

Caroline Wozniacki is a one-sport athlete 

Eight Seconds of Cavaliers Weirdness

Motorcycles, Helicopters, Super-Dinosaurs

Click here for previous versions of Hot Clicks and visit our Extra Mustard Page throughout each day for more offbeat sports stories. Also check out the SwimDaily Page for the latest updates and instagram pictures of models who have appeared in our issues.

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