Subway celebrated its new endorsement deal with Heisman Trophy winner Marcus Mariota by making a sculpture of his likeness out of sandwich parts. The result is this unsettling creation.
This is not uncharted territory for Subway, which has a history of making NFL draft prospects into humanoid meat humps that lie squarely in the uncanny valley.
With that in mind, we present Extra Mustard's ranking of Subway's most frightening lunch busts.
6. Robert Griffin III
5. Marcus Mariota
4. Anthony Barr
3. Ndamukong Suh
2. Jarvis Jones
1. Mark Ingram
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