Chris Archer does not want your kisses.
This is a fact he made one loving fan painfully aware of during yesterday's Rays-Mariners game in Seattle.
In the video below, watch as the camera-wielder calls out to Archer and gently expresses his affection with a softly blown kiss and extension of the pointed finger.
Archer, apparently a fairly accomplished thespian, turns away briefly before receiving the kiss with his hand. He then throws it, along with all of the fan's hopes and dreams, out onto the field at Safeco.
You'll get over it man, we promise. It's gonna be alright.
- Jeremy Woo