Biggest NBA Draft Busts
The NBA Draft is Thursday and Greg Oden is attempting a comeback. Seems like the perfect time for this gallery of the NBA's All-Time Biggest Draft Busts. DeSagana Diop somehow didn't make the list. I'm sure Skip Bayless is happy about that.
One Way To Use 3,000 Bottle Caps
Book of Gronk
Rob Gronkowski has a new book out called It's Good To Be Gronk and The MMQB's Robert Klemko has an excerpt.
"There were a lot of hot, sexy Mexican ladies there, but I picked out the largest, healthiest looking one, who had to be 260 pounds, like I was. After 10 seconds of me dancing on top of her in the chair, the collective 520 pounds of the two of us collapsed the fold-up chair. The crowd exploded with laughter. I got up and continued dancing (or twerking) to that Mariachi music. That was the best $30 I ever made!”
P.M. Lovely Lady of the Day
Saw my first commercial for the new season of Masters of Sex, which is a good excuse to feature Lizzy Caplan as LLOD (click here for full-size gallery).
Which Athletes Will Be In This Year's ESPN Body Issue?
Drinking Beer is Good For You
Unibrow Mascot of the Day
Guinness Record Alert
Wikipedia Stings Dustin Johnson
I Love Him, Too
Cam Newton Makes Tom Brady Joke
Odds & Ends
Pro wrestlers and their awful-looking websites ... Ranking all 179 NBA free agents ... Andy Samberg stars in a new tennis mockumentary ... Old pal Jimmy interviewed Hulk Hogan ... A Pennsylvania brewery plans to honor Joe Paterno with a special beer ... Stephon Marbury might not be the best judge of NBA talent ... A new report suggests Pete Rose did in fact bet on baseball as a player ... Don Mattingly was not in a good mood Sunday night ... How much rap artists charge per show ... Push-up bras are encouraged in Adam Sandler's new film.
Beware of Basketball
Since Andrew "McLovin" Perloff (of Dan Patrick Show fame) is sitting in my office right now, here's a video of him making a fool of himself!
Happy Birthday Clyde Drexler
Here's a look at Drexler's legendary dunk over Isiah Thomas.
Best of Arnold
Caught my first Diff'rent Strokes episode in years over the weekend and I forgot how great Gary Coleman is.
Here's some Tracy Chapman to get over the Monday afternoon doldrums.
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