Chad Johnson, FIFA Ambassador
This is one of the more enjoyable stories of the summer. Chad Johnson was visiting Hampton, Va., and tweeted the following: "Anybody in Norfolk play FIFA15, I will come to your house & politely embarrass you on Xbox One in front of your family & friends..." Sure enough, someone responded with an address and Johnson took a 105-minute Uber ride to play against him. Worst of all, Johnson lost the game.
Best Sports Mazes
Rex Ryan is so popular in upstate New York that one fan used his corn field to crate this giant image of the Bills new coach. This inspired Fansided to find all the sports figures and teams that have been the subject of corn maze art (the Chicago White Sox one is my fave).
Lovely Lady of the Day
Michigan Superfan Elle Johnson sent me some new photos. It would've made sense to profile her Monday for Tom Brady's birthday but, alas, I'm not that organized. Forgive me. Elle earns LLOD honors (here's the full-size gallery).
One Way to Spend $179,000
A baseball card from the 1860s fetched over $179,000 at auction. It has been owned by the same family for 150 years.
Tinder for Successful People
The League, "a selective dating app for successful people," held a party in The Hamptons and I don't know what to make of it. Check out the photos and let me know your thoughts in the comment section below.
MSG Pays Tribute to Roddy Piper
Kissing Up to the QB
Love This Helmet
Brandon Armstrong Imitates Kobe
Odds & Ends
The Browns have brought adoptable puppies to training camp and over 25 families have fans left the facility with new pets ... The five longest home runs of July ... The Raptors revealed four new uniforms for next season, with an assist from Drake ... Blue Jays analyst Greg Zaunn had some pointed words for Yordano Ventura ... Props to Braves catcher A.J. Pierzynski for trying to frame a pitch that bounced in the dirt ... Mike Hessman broke the minor-league record with his 433rd career home run ... Did you know Klay Thompson's brother plays for the White Sox? ... Former college football analyst Craig James is suing Fox Sports for religious discrimination ... The Cincinnati Bearcats revealed their new Under Armour football uniforms ... Tim Tebow has been impressing his teammates in Eagles camp ... This is sad: A photo of Bobbi Kristina Brown in her casket 'is sold for six figures' ...
WWE Pays Tribute to Roddy Piper
This led off Monday Night Raw.
Rory McIlroy Trick Golf Shots
Rory teamed up with the Bryan Brothers for some trick shot fun.
Ronaldo Goes Undercover
The Real Madrid star plays street soccer while undercover.
My wife texted me the news Monday that Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale are getting divorced, adding "if Gwen and Gavin are over then love doesn't exist." It's sad but we'll always have this version of Glycerine (featuring Gwen) to remember them by.
Glycerine Bonus: Gwen kind of destroyed that version, and not in a good way. Here's a better (Stefani-less) one.
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