Michael Jordan, sketch of Tom Brady nominated for president
Michael Jordan has already been an All-Star, MVP, NBA Champion, Olympic champion and team owner. The next logical step in his career would be president of the United States.
Don’t believe us? Take a look at the FEC form for Jordan.
And the filing for Marshawn Lynch.
He’s just here so no one deflates Deez Nuts, per his committee name. As you can see by Lynch's listed address, the Seahawks have finally found the end zone.
Remember that strange Tom Brady courtroom sketch? It's also running for president.
Let’s make America great again.
- Kenny Ducey