Friday September 11th, 2015

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Miss America Disses Tom Brady; Other Week 1 NFL Notes

The first Sunday of the NFL season is in the books and Peter King's MMQB has all the action inside the lines. As for my purview (the stupid things that happen off the field), it was a busy day: A Bills fan got a little too tipsy and knocked himself out taking the Dizzy Bat Challenge ... Odell Beckham's new hairstyle became an internet meme ...  Cowboys kicker Dan Bailey had a really bad headshot ... Bills QB Tyrod Taylor got an A+ for his post-game outfit ... This ad couldn't have made Rams fan very happy ... The Rams taunted Russell Wilson about his pregame 1-0 tweet ... Fireman Ed came out of retirement to cheer on the Jets ... Darren McFadden wore socks and sandals for his promo ... This Eagles fan will regret his 2016 Super Bowl Champs tattoo.

College Football Review

I'm not going to be writing much about college football as I don't want to step on the toes of newly created Campus Clicks. If you missed anything from the weekend, be sure to check out Andy Staples' Punt, Pass & Pork as well as the new "In the Stands" feature about "what it's really like to be a student in the stands, from chants to dances and every tradition in between."

U.S. Open Review

While the world was watching the Giants-Cowboys Sunday night (except this dude), Novak Djokovic defeated Roger Federer in one of the best U.S. Open finals in recent memory. I'm certain this fan had a good time. Djokovic's coach, Boris Becker, had slammed Federer earlier in the week for his new "sneak attack on return serve" strategy. As for the women, Flavia Pennetta defeated Roberta Vinci, but all anyone is talking about is Serena Williams's loss and whether Drake had something to do with it. Even Lolo Jones is getting in on the action by letting Drake know she's there for him if it doesn't work out with Williams. Luckily, this love triangle is not covered in Jon Wertheim's annual 50 Parting Thoughts from the 2015 U.S. Open.

Lovely Lady of the Day

If any pizza executives are reading, please hire Julia Kelly to be your spokesperson. I get hungry just watching this video. She is today's LLOD (click here for Julia's full-size gallery). 

Alex Ovechkin Scores

The Capitals star popped the question to model (and future LLOD) Nastya Shubskaya. She said yes.

How Every NFL Team Owner Got Rich

Oil and inheriting a professional franchise from parents seems to be the leading method.

D.I.Y. Jersey

Who Ya Gonna Call?

R.I.P. Moses Malone

Someone Grab the Damn Ball!

Odds & Ends

Dallas fans HATE that DeAndre Jordan is a Cowboys fan ... Two referees working the Chiefs-Texans game had to be separated after disagreeing on a call ... Donald Trump did some tailgating at Saturday's Iowa-Iowa State game ... Another referee was attacked during a Texas high school football game ... Every Michigan fan should own this Jim Harbaugh T-shirt ... Jeremy Lin gets no respect, even from the security staff on his own team ... ​Ten things about David Ortiz's 500 career home runs ... Andrew Wiggins: Great basketball player, not so great rapper ... Kent State's April Goss became the second female kicker in college football history to score in a game​ ... A great Charlie Kelly tattoo by an It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia fan ... Photos from the bachelorette party of Barbie Blank (a.k.a. - Kelly Kelly of WWE fame) ... This is what the average person looks like in each country ... This club has a chest-high toilet designed for puking.

Excited Dez Bryant is NSFW

So is Angry Florida Coach Jim McElwain 

Legends Football League Dance Party

I'm a few days late to this but the Seattle Mist of the Legends Football League busted out this dance before the 2015 Legends Cup. They then went on to defeat the Chicago Bliss, 27-21.

Candice Swanepoel Takes a Spill

Even supermodels fall on the runway. Sorry about the annoying song.

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