Bills kicker Dan Carpenter’s baby has spoken: Buffalo will beat Miami
The Miami Dolphins are in deep, deep doodoo Sunday.
Bills kicker Dan Carpenter’s baby has apparent superpowers and can predict the outcome of football games, according to Carpenter’s wife.
Her methods are quite unconventional, though.
She has spoken, and the Bills will be victorious.
Their baby might want to start setting fantasy lineups.
- Kenny Ducey