What's That Awful Noise?
The Islanders have relocated to Brooklyn and have brought the most annoying goal horn in hockey history with them. Tiffany Oshinsky has the story.
Spider-Mable to the Rescue
What happens when Oilers captain Andew Ference is kidnapped by the evil Mysterio? The city of Edmonton called on 6-year-old Mable Tooke, who was diagnosed two years ago with acute lymphoblastic leukemia, to help save the day. Shout out to the Children's Wish Foundation for another great adventure.
Rest in Peace
I don't quite understand the need to throw toilet paper all over someone's home, but if you're going to do it, you might want to make sure the home doesn't belong to The Undertaker.
Lovely Lady of the Day
I'm not one to toot my own horn but I discovered Ana Cheri last August and now, 15 months later, Playboy has named her Miss October. The message is clear: Dreams start at Hot Clicks (click here for full-size gallery).
No. Please No.
From the "please don't do this, the first one was perfect file," there is talk of a Major League reboot. They already ruined one of my favorite childhood movies when Can't Buy Me Love became Love Don't Cost a Thing. I'm not sure what to make of the National Lampoon's Vacation remake with Jason Sudeikis, who can be hot and cold. But this would be terrible.
Update (12:17 p.m.): I'm an idiot. Ed Helms is in Vacation remake. Not Jason Sudeikis. However, that doesn't change my stance that Major League should not be remade.
Cavs Get Emoji'd
Vince Lombardi Attends Packers Game
Odds & Ends
Jamaal Charles mocked Aaron Rodgers' touchdown celebration during Monday's 38-28 loss to Green Bay. Rodgers didn't seem to mind ... Tom Brady denies that he'll vote for Donald Trump (even though he never said he'd vote for him in the first place) ... Paul Pierce doesn't want anyone on the Clippers to wear LeBron James' shoe this season ... The Oxford and Gainesville police departments squared off on Twitter ahead of the Florida-Ole Miss game ... Jordan Spieth's caddy, Michael Greller, got PAID this year .... The Nationals Store has removed all Jonathan Papelbon jerseys ... Dog surfing is the best ... Former Chiefs kicker Lawrence Tynes had some harsh words for Alex Smith ... UMass basketball is back! Did I mention I'm a Umass alum? ... The 50 greatest Cosplay uniforms of all time ... The 30 best food trucks in Chicago ... Great collection of movie-inspired cakes.
This is How Dwyane Wade Does It
Rockin' in the Free World
Pearl Jam is joined by Kerry Washington, Bill Nye (not sure why), Richard Brandson, Jason Sudeikis and Olivia Wilde at the Global Citizen Festival.
Arsenio Hall's First Monologue
In honor of Trevor Noah taking over The Daily Show, Maxim compiled the first monologues of several late night stars. I'll take any excuse I can to link to Arsenio Hall.
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