L.A. Metro offers Zack Greinke lifetime free rides to stay with Dodgers

Zack Greinke will be one of the most sought after free agents this off-season after opting out of his contract with the Dodgers following a season in which he posted a 1.66 ERA and 200 strikeouts.

Zack Greinke will be one of the most sought after free agents this off-season after opting out of his contract with the Dodgers following a season in which he posted a 1.66 ERA and 200 strikeouts.

Los Angeles is hoping to keep Greinke around with a new contract, and the L.A. Metro is doing its part to sweeten the deal by offering the ace a lifetime of free rides should he re-sign with the team.

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The TAP cards are valid for all form of public transportation in Los Angeles, but the chances that this will prove enticing to a multi-millionaire who is famously zealous about hygiene are beyond slim.