Wednesday November 11th, 2015

Welcome to the latest installment of Extra Mustard’s Thursday Night Football drinking game. Week 10 features the not-entirely-a-trainwreck New York Jets and teetering-on-the-edge-of-disaster Buffalo Bills.

Ryan Fitzpatrick, who recently assured Rex Ryan he is having sex, will start at quarterback for the Jets despite only having one fully functioning hand. LeSean McCoy is probable for the Bills, even though he’ll probably get hurt again if we’re being honest. 

This game promises to remind you why the New England Patriots win the AFC East every year. Fortunately, our drinking game is always a contender.


Responsibly sip your drink when

Phil Simms mentions Tom Brady

There’s a commercial break without a daily fantasy ad

Phil Simms mentions Chan Gailey’s time in Buffalo

Every third penalty the Bills commit

Jim Nantz uses “jaw” as a verb

You realize either of these teams could make the playoffs

Geno Smith is shown on the sideline

LeSean McCoy makes a defender miss

Brandon Marshall does something extremely frustrating

Brandon Marshall later redeems himself

Responsibly sip your drink twice when

CBS shows a video package or imposes an image of Rex Ryan’s time with the Jets

Rex Ryan’s headset is no longer on his head

Someone dabs after scoring a touchdown

Darrelle Revis intercepts a pass

Brandon Marshall drops a pass

Refill your drink when

NFL Network shows B-roll of any place but New Jersey

Finish your drink if

Geno Smith and IK Enemkpali shake hands before or after the game

IK Enemkpali commits a personal foul

An actual fight breaks out

Ryan Fitzpatrick’s thumb falls off

- Kenny Ducey, Dan Gartland, Jeremy Layton, Brendan Maloy, Rohan Nadkarni and Jeremy Woo

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