Wednesday November 18th, 2015

Welcome to the latest installment of Extra Mustard’s Thursday Night Football drinking game. Week 11 features the we-can’t-believe-Cam-Newton-danced Tennessee Titans and the London, er, Jacksonville Jaguars. Both teams are famous for helping make up the worst division in professional football.

Marcus Mariota is good but the Titans are still years away. The Jaguars’ owner has a sick mustache and wants to move the team to London.

This game promises to test why you ever became a sports fan. Fortunately, our drinking game has never steered you wrong. 


Responsibly sip your drink when

Marcua Mariota or Blake Bortles are called the quarterback of the franchise’s future

You remember Ken Whisenhunt was fired

You ask someone why both teams are wearing weird jerseys

You are jealous of Shahid Khan’s mustache

You are blinded by the Jaguars’ Color Rush jersey

Allen Hurns catches a touchdown pass for the eighth straight game

There’s a commercial break without a daily fantasy ad

You ask, “Who is that?”

A Google search for Jacksonville’s owner reveals he shares the same name as a British DJ who goes by “Naughty Boy”

Refill your drink when

It’s Titans vs. Jaguars, so often

You change the channel out of frustration

Responsibly finish your drink when

Immediately at kickoff, to prepare yourself to watch two terrible football teams

In celebration of the fact this terrible game is not being shown on broadcast TV

NFL Network shows Shahid Khan’s mega-yacht

Anyone celebrates with the dab

Please do not take a drink when

NFL Network shows the AFC South standings. We don’t want you spitting out your drink as you realize the Jaguars could win the division.

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