Wednesday December 2nd, 2015

Welcome to the latest installment of Extra Mustard’s Thursday Night Football drinking game. Week 13 features the once-good Green Bay Packers and the once-terrible Detroit Lions. The Packers have been kind of struggling on offense, and we aren’t really sure why. Meanwhile, Jim Bob Cooter has revitalized the Lions’ offense.

Of course, this game will still be bad. Aaron Rodgers will still look smug on the sidelines. Matthew Stafford will throw some ridiculous interception. It is what it is.

Fortunately, our drinking game has been steady all year long.

Responsibly sip your drink when

You see an Aaron Rodgers State Farm commercial

You see a Brett Favre Wrangler commercial

The camera pans to Jim Caldwell and he doesn’t blink

Davante Adams drops an easy catch

A friend makes a Ha Ha Clinton Dix joke

An Eminem song is played

You remember the Lions already beat the Packers this season

You enthusiastically remember this game won’t have a Big Sean performance

Someone mentions Lions running back Zach Zenner is the only player in NFL history with the initials "ZZ"

Refill your drink

If you think it’s silly Aaron Rodgers has a tight end named Richard Rodgers

If “Ty Montgomery” or “Jeff Janis” or “Justin Perillo” catch a pass

If you wish Calvin Johnson were on another team

Eat some cheese when

KUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHNNNN

There is someone wearing a cheesehead on your television

Finish your drink if

Big Sean ends up performing at halftime

Anyone says Jim Bob Cooter

The Lions actually win

An inadvertent whistle is blown

Jim Caldwell makes an actual facial expression

- Christopher Chavez, Kenny Ducey, Dan Gartland, Jeremy Layton, Rohan Nadkarni and Jeremy Woo

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