Tuesday December 8th, 2015

Here are the best places to stand in an elevator, ranked. 

9. Middle, second row.

8. Right, front row by the buttons.

7. Middle, front row.

6. Left, front row.

5. Left, second row. 

4. Right, second row.

3. Left, back row.

2. Right, back row.

1. Middle, back row leaning on the rail.  

Here is a visual aid:

Art by Dan Gartland

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