Extra Mustard’s Thursday Night Football Drinking game for Week 15
Welcome to the latest installment of Extra Mustard’s Thursday Night Football drinking game. Week 15 features another bad Florida team in the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and the can’t-get-to-Los-Angeles-fast-enough St. Louis Rams. Most people will never be comfortable cheering for the Buccaneers, for uh, a few reasons. The Rams hired Jeff Fisher and have been predictably super average ever since.
This game will probably not be great. Mike Evans will just make you hate fantasy football. And outside of Todd Gurley, the Rams don’t have anyone worthy of a fantasy team. Fortunately, our drinking game always satisfies.
(We’ve also included a bonus section for the Cowboys-Jets game, which will be played on Saturday but is being billed as Thursday Night Football. The NFL now has the power to change the days of the week.)
Responsibly sip your drink when
NFL Network shows the St. Louis Arch
It refers to the Color Rush uniforms as Ketchup vs. Mustard
Announcers mention this could be the last NFL game in St. Louis
Announcers talk about the rookie of the year battle between Todd Gurley and Jameis Winston
You have to Google the receiver who made a catch
Announcers talk about relocation
Someone talks about the Cover 2
Responsibly take two sips when
You see a fan in a St. Louis Cardinals jersey
Phil Simms calls someone a “good football player”
Someone you are with makes a crab legs joke
Jets vs. Cowboys bonus section, Drink When
Tony Romo looks sad on the sidelines
Tony Romo looks happy on the sidelines
Ryan Fitzpatrick’s college is mentioned
Ryan Fitzpatrick’s beard is mentioned
Eric Decker’s wife is shown
Quincy Carter is at the game
Finish your drink
You shut the game off before the third quarter
