It’s the holidays, so let’s keep this short and sweet, yeah?
The Chargers are not good. The Raiders are not good but could maybe be good soon. Both teams could end up in Los Angeles.
You’re probably busy getting ready for all your relatives to arrive, but if you need one more reason to throw back the nog, our drinking game is here to help. And for those keeping the party going past Christmas, we have a bonus section for the Redkins vs. Eagles game.
Happy Holidays and stay responsible!
Responsibly sip your drink when
NFL Network shows Charles Woodson’s career stats
NFL Network shows Carson, Calif.
NFL Network shows an old photo from the archives
Chuck Berry’s “Run Run Rudolph” is played headed to commercial break
Jim Nantz or Phil Simms highlight Pro Bowler Marcel Reece
Any time the words “Los Angeles” are mentioned
Philip Rivers makes a weird face
Nants or Simms mention the Raiders’ potential
Phil Simms says “eem”
Chug the Egg Nog if
Danny Woodhead scores
Finish your drink if
Philip Rivers becomes a meme
Antonio Gates scores a touchdown
Redskins vs. Eagles, drink when
Sam Bradford looks like he spilled an entire pot of pasta on the kitchen floor
A disgruntled DeMarco Murray is seen on the sideline
Anyone mentions Chip Kelly’s offense
Anyone makes a “You like that?” joke
The broadcast uses a clock guaging the speed of the Eagles’ offense
The NFC East is described as “weak,” “anemic” or “a garbage pile”
Open a present if
Nantz or Simms wear a Santa hat