That's One Way To Do It
There's no way his father is a licensed dentist.
A Cow. In Queens.
A cow escaped from a slaughterhouse in Queens Thursday afternoon and led the police on a mile-and-a-half chase.
Now it can get slaughtered.
'We Growl to Win this Game'
Throwback Lovely Lady of the Day
Dead Dead Ball Ballplayer of the Week
Our weekly series examining the complicated lives of long-dead baseball players is back. This time it’s Ice Box Chamberlain, who once whacked his teammate with a mallett.
Sports Are Cooler in Snow
The East Coast is going to get buried in snow this weekend, so our Rohan Nadkarni looked back at some great snow games.
A Joke Maybe Only Canadians Will Get
Babcock: "Most of us celebrate Tim Horton everyday."— James Mirtle (@mirtle) January 21, 2016
I'm Jealous of Cubs Fans
The Cubs signed Munenori Kawasaki, everyone’s favorite Quad-A utility infielder, to a minor-league deal. It’s sad to see Muni leave Toronto, but this definitely increases his chances of winning a World Series next year and giving us more hilarious locker room celebrations.
Odds & Ends
ESPN’s Kevin Van Valkenburg has a really good story about Tom Brady, who is a weirdo. ... Gallery: The Night in Sports: Thursday's action ... Rangers players invited their moms on a road trip last weekend and it was cute. ... These dinner rolls look like footballs (and they’re on sale!). ... Central Park had an event called “Winter Jam” scheduled for this Saturday but it got canceled because it’s going to be too wintry. ... Georgetown is offering a deal on men’s basketball tickets, based on how much snow arrives in D.C. ... Jordy Nelson’s wife left him (when they were like 14).
Big, If True
It sounds insignificant, but it's not. For first time, bottled water - bottled water! - is now sold in ESPN's cafe. A landmark development!— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) January 21, 2016
If You Actually Watch This, You're a Sucker
This is Really Cool, Though
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