Did David Blatt drown his sorrows at a Cheesecake Factory?
David Blatt seems to be taking his firing in the opposite of stride.
The ousted, now-former Cavaliers coach was spotted around Cleveland on Sunday, just two days after being let go. At first, a smiling Blatt appeared carefree and unburdened from the rigors of coaching a star-studded team.
Then we found out what exactly he was doing in Cleveland with his newfound free time.
Nah, you don’t go to a Cheesecake Factory when you’re happy. Especially not when you have the entire city of Cleveland at your disposal. (OK, maybe if you’re in Cleveland.)
It’s obvious Blatt was drowning his sorrows, which is exactly why you would go to a Cheesecake Factory. The comically large portions. The wide varieties of cheesecake. The smell of Americana. It’s just like being at home if your home was nothing like a home.
Don’t worry, David. A few more Oreo cheesecakes and you’ll be back on the sidelines in no time.