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Bears fan uses obituary to mock Jay Cutler

A recently departed Bears fan was not going to let her death get in the way of letting everyone know how she felt about the franchises oft maligned starting quarterback.

A recently departed Bears fan was not going to let her death get in the way of letting everyone know how she felt about the franchises oft-maligned starting quarterback.

78-year-old Elizabeth Porter Bowman died earlier this month after cheering on Chicago teams for her whole life with the notable exception of Jay Cutler.

She was a woman of loyalty, integrity, opinion, curiosity and intelligence. A lifelong fan of the Cubs, Blackhawks and Bears (except Jay Cutler). 

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Bowman’s family has asked for donations to the Minnesota Special Olympics in lieu of flowers, so anyone else who is not found of the perpetually grumpy-looking quarterback can show their support for Elizabeth’s dedication here.

– Brendan Maloy