Tuesday March 29th, 2016

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My New Favorite 78-Year-Old

Meet Shirley Webb, a 78-year-old Illinois resident who joined a gym two years ago and can now deadlift 225 pounds. 

Best Injury Ever

I'm just going to let Matt Harvey explain this one: “I guess the main issue is I hold my urine in for too long instead of peeing regularly, so I guess I have to retrain my bladder to use the restroom a little bit more instead of holding it in,” Harvey said this morning. “I guess that’s what caused the bladder infection.​" Translation: He held it in too long and got a bladder infection as a result.

Von Miller's Fart Fine

Von Miller is on Dancing With the Stars and I can't say enough good things about his partner, Whitney Carson, who is fining Miller $100 every time he passes gas. She's also charging him $100 for every minute he is late to practice. 

P.M. Lovely Lady of the Day

Tyler from Pittsburgh wrote in requesting I make Kayla Lewis LLOD. She actually was a LLOD, but that was almost a year ago, and she is overdue for another feature (click for full-size gallery). 

Buy This Pin

If you have an extra $10, buy this Craig Sager-Gregg Popovich lapel pin. The pin was made by Patti LaPell and 15% of all proceeds will benefit the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society. 

NHL WrestleMania is Here

Love this idea. Bruins Daily Blog created a supercard featuring the NHL’s best past and present characters. I'm looking forward to the Milan Lucic-Dale Weise Hell in a Cell match.

David Ortiz Gets Golf Cart

Wyatt Family Rings Stock Exchange Bell

Poor Jose Altuve

Odds & Ends

Rob Gronkowski is now on Instagram ... Kevin Love asked the Cavs "GM For a Day" winner not to trade him ... Someone wake up Brian Windhorst! ... The Browns pathetic QB situation in one GIF ... A 90-year-old grandpa got a new dog and the internet is excited ... The world's fastest airplane is almost ready to take off ... Eighteen animals that are sick of their human owners ... Salt-N-Pepa is going to tour with Vanilla Ice this summer. ... Gallery: The Day in Sports (March 29), featuring the USMNT's win over Guatemala.

Andy Murray is Angry

Bruce Springsteen Dances With His Mom

No She Isn't

Sultans of Swing

Heard this song for the first time in forever. Very underrated tune.

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